{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}
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{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats do not need to blink their eyes on a regular basis to keep their eyes lubricated.","length":101}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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